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Mushroom Ragu Pasta
Recipe video above. This is a rich, deeply savoury Mushroom Ragu pasta built on dried porcini, red wine and a good splash of umami from…
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Watch: Wallaby caught on camera in the middle of English town
Watch: Wallaby caught on camera in the middle of English town A pastry shop owner in Cornwall, England, captured video of an unusual sight on…
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National Dog Day: Five stories of odd dogs being good boys and girls
National Dog Day: Five stories of odd dogs being good boys and girls Celebrate National Dog Day by looking back at five Odd News stories of…
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Lentil Burgers
Skip the grill and make these easy Lentil Burgers in the oven. They’re hearty, totally vegan, and hold together with simple pantry ingredients!
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Mediterranean Cucumber Salad
Recipe video above. One of my favourite Cucumber Salads. It's so refreshing, loaded with Mediterranean flavours - garlicky lemon dressing…
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Do something every day that brings joy to your soul.
Do something every day that brings joy to your soul. Mahatma Gandhi #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Watch: Wandering kinkajou rescued from outside Texas business
Watch: Wandering kinkajou rescued from outside Texas business Police in Texas came to the rescue of a kinkajou -- an exotic animal native to…
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Air Fryer Fried Chicken
Crispy Air Fryer Fried Chicken is golden and crunchy on the outside and juicy inside, with all the flavor of classic fried chicken without…
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Sheet Pan Doner Kebab
This Sheet Pan Doner Kebab is an easy oven shortcut for thin, crispy beef served gyro-style in soft pita with tzatziki and fresh vegetables.
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Watch: Iguana leaps out of box, gives FedEx store employees a scare
Watch: Iguana leaps out of box, gives FedEx store employees a scare Workers at a Tennessee FedEx store were sent running for cover when a…
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'Daily adventure' brings Va. man a $500,000 lottery prize
'Daily adventure' brings Va. man a $500,000 lottery prize A Virginia man said his "daily adventure" led to his winning a $500,000 prize from a…
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Watch: Idaho man juggles flaming torches on a unicycle, burns off eyebrows
Watch: Idaho man juggles flaming torches on a unicycle, burns off eyebrows An Idaho man sacrificed his eyebrows to break the Guinness World…
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N.C. woman wins $100,000 from her first-ever lottery ticket
N.C. woman wins $100,000 from her first-ever lottery ticket A North Carolina woman bought a scratch-off lottery ticket for the first time in…
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Maryland man almost gave away a $50,000 lottery ticket
Maryland man almost gave away a $50,000 lottery ticket A Maryland man almost gave away a scratch-off lottery ticket to settle a debt, but…
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Oil prices jump 4% as Rubio says Iran 'not serious' about peace talks
Oil prices jump 4% as Rubio says Iran 'not serious' about peace talks Oil prices rose as hopes for a ceasefire in the Middle East faded…
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Saudis Reach Deal With U.S. That Could Let Them Enrich Nuclear Fuel
Saudis Reach Deal With U.S. That Could Let Them Enrich Nuclear Fuel U.S. lawmakers and Israeli officials have expressed opposition to such a…
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These Japanese AI winners don’t make chips. They make toilets, glass fiber and seasoning
These Japanese AI winners don’t make chips. They make toilets, glass fiber and seasoning A toilet maker, a glass fiber manufacturer and the…
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Watch: Two deer crash into two businesses at the same time in Georgia
Watch: Two deer crash into two businesses at the same time in Georgia Chaos erupted at a Georgia shopping center when two deer crashed through…
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Watch: World's longest foosball table debuts in Brooklyn
Watch: World's longest foosball table debuts in Brooklyn A New York tequila company celebrated the FIFA World Cup by gathering dozens of…
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WATCH LIVE: Trump meets with Lebanese President Joseph Aoun in the Oval Office
WATCH LIVE: Trump meets with Lebanese President Joseph Aoun in the Oval Office Lebanon's president will meet with President Donald Trump on…
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I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Watch: Famous bald eagle Jackie recovering from attack in California
Watch: Famous bald eagle Jackie recovering from attack in California A bald eagle who went missing from her California nest was found unable…
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The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Aristoteles #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Motivation is optional. Showing up is not.
Motivation is optional. Showing up is not. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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My plan had structure. Then the day brought its own ideas.
My plan had structure. Then the day brought its own ideas. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Monkey spotted struggling in open water rescued in Thailand
Monkey spotted struggling in open water rescued in Thailand A man fishing off the coast of Phuket, Thailand, rescued a monkey spotted swimming…
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Escaped wallaby leads police on chase through Dutch city
Escaped wallaby leads police on chase through Dutch city Police in the Netherlands responded to an unusual report of an animal on the loose…
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Watch: Man balances 195 rolls of toilet paper on his head for 30 seconds
Watch: Man balances 195 rolls of toilet paper on his head for 30 seconds A serial Guinness World Record breaker from Idaho recaptured a…
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Record-breaking $34.12M Lotto America ticket sold in Minnesota
Record-breaking $34.12M Lotto America ticket sold in Minnesota The Minnesota Lottery announced a player in the state scored a Lotto America…
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Three world records broken at Lumberjack World Championships
Three world records broken at Lumberjack World Championships Two women broke three world records during the 66th annual Lumberjack World…
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Watch: Dog rescued from 'maze-like cave system' under owner's yard
Watch: Dog rescued from 'maze-like cave system' under owner's yard Firefighters and animal control officers in Kentucky coordinated to rescue…
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Live updates: US pounds Iran as war’s death toll hits 17; gas prices surpass $4 again
Live updates: US pounds Iran as war’s death toll hits 17; gas prices surpass $4 again The death count from the Iran war has risen to 17 as the…
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Who notifies creditors and debt collectors when a borrower dies?
Who notifies creditors and debt collectors when a borrower dies? A loved one's debt doesn't disappear after death, so it's important to know…
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Ukrainian drones hit Russian logistics, oil infrastructure, shipping
Ukrainian drones hit Russian logistics, oil infrastructure, shipping Ukrainian drones hit an oil storage facility and a logistics plants in…
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Yes, I have seen the day when Mr. Rich, the millionaire, did not have a pair of shoes. When was that? At the time he was bathing.
Yes, I have seen the day when Mr. Rich, the millionaire, did not have a pair of shoes. When was that? At the time he was bathing…
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Andy Burnham to become British prime minister
Andy Burnham to become British prime minister Britain was set to get its seventh prime minister in 10 years when the king invites Andy Burnham…
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Putin thanks North Korea for support in war against Ukraine
Putin thanks North Korea for support in war against Ukraine Russian President Vladimir Putin thanked North Korea for its military support in…
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‘Full House’ creator Jeff Franklin relists $45 million Beverly Hills home built on site of Manson murders
‘Full House’ creator Jeff Franklin relists $45 million Beverly Hills home built on site of Manson murders “Full House” creator Jeff Franklin…
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Zucchini Lasagna
This lightened-up Zucchini Lasagna swaps the noodles for thin slices of zucchini layered with a hearty meat sauce and plenty of cheese. It’s…
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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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U.S., Iran trade strikes for 9th night as Hormuz conflict escalates
U.S., Iran trade strikes for 9th night as Hormuz conflict escalates The U.S. military struck Iran for a ninth consecutive night on Sunday as…
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From 'Super El Niño' to Europe’s extreme heatwave: How this year's weather shocks are rattling commodity markets
From 'Super El Niño' to Europe’s extreme heatwave: How this year's weather shocks are rattling commodity markets Markets are underestimating…
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FDA says Taylor Farms lettuce sample was false positive for cyclospora
FDA says Taylor Farms lettuce sample was false positive for cyclospora The FDA said that as of Sunday, it had not found any "confirmed…
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Spain Finish Off a World Cup to Remember
Spain Finish Off a World Cup to Remember Spain’s run to the title was impressive, but the legacy of this tournament will likely extend far…
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Oil prices rise, stock futures flat as fighting between U.S. and Iran intensifies
Oil prices rise, stock futures flat as fighting between U.S. and Iran intensifies Oil prices rose while U.S stock-index futures were little…
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España celebra la gloria y Scaloni se despide entre lágrimas
España celebra la gloria y Scaloni se despide entre lágrimas Luis de la Fuente, Pedro Porro y Unai Simón celebraron el histórico título de…
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Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal…
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Discipline is when your inner excuse stands at attention.
Discipline is when your inner excuse stands at attention. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Oil prices surge, stock futures flat as fighting between U.S. and Iran intensifies
Oil prices surge, stock futures flat as fighting between U.S. and Iran intensifies Oil prices rose while U.S stock-index futures were little…
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If you see a crime at an apple store, does that make you an eye witness?
If you see a crime at an apple store, does that make you an eye witness? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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What time is it? I’m working on the town clock. If that’s so you must be working overtime.
What time is it? I’m working on the town clock. If that’s so you must be working overtime. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Everyone laughed when the professor opened the book and found scissors instead of a bookmark. "I used this!"
Everyone laughed when the professor opened the book and found scissors instead of a bookmark. "I used this!" #quoteoftheday #humor…
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A really good Slow Cooker Beef Stew
Recipe video above. Here is a beef stew with a rich, dark brown sauce that's so good, you'd never guess it came from a slow cooker. Because…
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Creamy Pesto Pasta (with Cottage Cheese)
This Creamy Pesto Pasta blends pesto with cottage cheese for a rich, creamy sauce with an extra boost of protein. It’s an easy weeknight pasta…
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My wife dresses out of sight. That’s the proper place for her to dress.
My wife dresses out of sight. That’s the proper place for her to dress. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Less is more – especially in the mind.
Less is more – especially in the mind. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Air Fryer Chicken Shawarma
My air fryer chicken shawarma recipe has juicy, seasoned chicken with those gorgeous crisp edges. They take just 20 minutes to make. Watch me…
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Arbeit: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough.
Arbeit: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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There is a fulfilled life despite many unfulfilled wishes.
There is a fulfilled life despite many unfulfilled wishes. Dietrich Bonhoeffer #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Aftermath of massive ballistic missile strikes in Kyiv
Aftermath of massive ballistic missile strikes in Kyiv Source: Sky News Strange https://news.sky.com/story/kyiv-hit-with-the-largest-number-of-m…
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. #quoteoftheday #humor…
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You are the architect of your own destiny.
You are the architect of your own destiny. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Creamy Tomato Chicken
This easy Creamy Tomato Chicken recipe is ready in 35 minutes with golden chicken, fresh Roma tomatoes, and a silky one-skillet sauce.
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Chipotle Pork Carnitas
My family adores this homemade Chipotle carnitas recipe. The meat is slow-cooked until shredded and packed with flavor. The meat melts in your…
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The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Air Fryer Smash Burgers
My air fryer smash burgers feature juicy beef patties with crispy edges, melty cheese, and a tangy homemade smash sauce. They’re quick, easy…
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I was motivated for a moment. Then my sofa made eye contact.
I was motivated for a moment. Then my sofa made eye contact. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Why don’t math majors argue? They always agree on the common denominators!
Why don’t math majors argue? They always agree on the common denominators! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Air Fryer Peaches
My air fryer peaches remind me so much of grilled peaches, but faster, sweeter, and without all the fuss. The peaches become soft and juicy in…
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Raspberry Tartlets
Recipe video above. These are French pâtisserie-style Raspberry Tartlets - Tartelettes aux Framboises - filled with almond cream (frangipane)…
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I've learned that mistakes can be as good a teacher as successes.
I've learned that mistakes can be as good a teacher as successes. Jack Welch #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Truly Crispy Hot Wings
No one can resist my restaurant-worthy baked hot wings. Perfectly seasoned, the wings turn out truly crispy and juicy every single time. Watch…
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Air Fryer Teriyaki Chicken
My air fryer teriyaki chicken recipe features juicy chicken thighs with a perfectly sticky homemade teriyaki glaze. It’s fast, flavorful, and…
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A step back often means moving forward.
A step back often means moving forward. Laozi #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Marinated Lentil Salad
This easy Lentil Salad is bright, flavorful, and infused with bold flavors like garlic and lemon. Eat it as a side dish, meal prep it, or make…
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Pan Fried Walleye Recipe
Learn how to make perfectly pan-fried walleye with a golden crust, flaky middle, and buttery lemon caper sauce. It’s an easy…
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Green Goddess Chicken Chickpea Salad
This no-cook Green Goddess Chicken Chickpea Salad combines cooked chicken breast, chickpeas, and crunchy vegetables with a creamy, herby…
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Watch: Snake catcher removes large python from driver's glove compartment
Watch: Snake catcher removes large python from driver's glove compartment An Australian snake catcher responded to a call from a driver who…
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97-year-old wing walker breaks her own world record
97-year-old wing walker breaks her own world record A British woman broke her own Guinness World Record when she went wing-walking at the age…
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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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I return you many thanks for bringing me off with flying colours.
I return you many thanks for bringing me off with flying colours. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Everything went according to plan. Sadly, not according to mine.
Everything went according to plan. Sadly, not according to mine. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Watch: 'Spider-Man' screening evacuated due to strong flatulence odor
Watch: 'Spider-Man' screening evacuated due to strong flatulence odor A screening of "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" at a movie theater in…
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Oven Baked Chicken Drumsticks
This oven-baked chicken drumstick recipe is the perfect dinner idea that can be flavored with any of your favorite seasonings.
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N.C. lottery player wins $1M two months after $100,000 win
N.C. lottery player wins $1M two months after $100,000 win A North Carolina man won a $1 million prize from a scratch-off lottery ticket just…
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Watch: Stranded horse hoisted by helicopter in California
Watch: Stranded horse hoisted by helicopter in California A horse that lost its rider during a high-altitude endurance race in California…
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Smoked Salmon Toast
This High Protein Smoked Salmon Toast swaps the traditional bagel and cream cheese for whole grain toast and cottage cheese for an easy…
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Grilled Green Bean Salad
Grilled Green Bean Salad with feta, fresh dill, chives, and lemon is an easy summer side dish that's perfect for barbecues, cookouts, and…
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The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world. Ludwig Wittgenstein #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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All that matters is the here and now.
All that matters is the here and now. Eckhart Tolle #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx A classic comic jab with a grin.
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Country Terrine - pork and pistachio
Recipe video above. I made countless terrines during my restaurant days back in France. I wanted to bring you a version that tastes just like…
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Cherry Clafoutis
Cherry clafoutis is a classic French recipe that's easy to make with just a few ingredients. My version is lightened up and made in ramekins.
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Zucchini Fritters With Feta and Mint
These easy zucchini fritters are crispy, cheesy and full of Mediterranean flavor! Serve them as a summer side dish, appetizer or light meal.
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'Homelessness isn't the issue': Rough sleepers respond to PM's support pledge
'Homelessness isn't the issue': Rough sleepers respond to PM's support pledge Source: Sky News Strange…
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Blueberry Cobbler with Almond Topping
This blueberry cobbler recipe features bubbly, jammy blueberries underneath a perfectly golden topping. The topping is made of almond flour…
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Sauteed Zucchini
This simple sautéed zucchini recipe is the best! It features tender, caramelized zucchini cooked with thinly sliced red onion, toasted…
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Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other…
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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Fish Taco Foil Packets
These easy Foil Packet Fish Tacos are made with flaky cod, sweet corn, and bell peppers cooked on the grill for a light, fresh summer dinner…
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A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him. #quoteoftheday #humor…
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Shrimp and Pineapple Skewers
Make these easy, grilled Shrimp and Pineapple Skewers with a sweet-spicy soy glaze for a quick and flavorful summer meal or poolside party.
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My plan for today is to be mysterious. By that, I mean I forgot what I was doing.
My plan for today is to be mysterious. By that, I mean I forgot what I was doing. A funny little thought for forgetful days.
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Easy Kale Salad
This easy Kale Salad is tangy, sweet, and crunchy with Granny Smith apples, walnuts, raisins, and a homemade Dijon vinaigrette.
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Watch: Blindfolded speedcuber solves Rubik's cube in 11.56 seconds
Watch: Blindfolded speedcuber solves Rubik's cube in 11.56 seconds A champion speedcuber reclaimed a Guinness World Records title by solving a…
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Peach and Burrata Salad
This summery peach salad is topped with fresh arugula, basil, pistachios and balsamic vinegar. Burrata cheese is the perfect creamy accent…
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Peach Crisp
This Peach Crisp is light and delicious, made with sweet, juicy summer peaches and topped with crunchy oats and almonds. Enjoy it for dessert…
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If it should please God that you grow dim-sighted.
If it should please God that you grow dim-sighted. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Lemon Delicious Pudding - extra saucy!
Recipe video above. This self-saucing lemon pudding is made with one batter that magically separates into a light, soufflé-like sponge with…
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Vegetable Stir Fry
This vegetable stir fry recipe comes together beautifully for home cooks. It's designed for cooking in a large skillet rather than a wok…
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Favorite Zucchini Recipes: Roasted Lemon Garlic Zucchini
Combine fresh lemon and garlic, dried oregano, and parmesan cheese to make ultra-flavorful roasted zucchini. It's deliciously tender without…
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Chopped Chimichurri Steak Salad
This Chopped Chimichurri Steak Salad is a fresh, high-protein no-lettuce salad made with grilled steak, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, avocado…
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Canadian drag show featuring RuPaul breaks Guinness World Record
Canadian drag show featuring RuPaul breaks Guinness World Record A drag show at the Cowboys Music Festival in Alberta broke a Guinness World…
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Mindfulness is the art of loving the present moment.
Mindfulness is the art of loving the present moment. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Bruschetta Chicken
This easy Bruschetta Chicken recipe tops juicy pan-seared chicken with melty mozzarella, fresh tomatoes, basil, and balsamic glaze in just 25…
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Watch: Shetland pony found wandering loose in California neighborhood
Watch: Shetland pony found wandering loose in California neighborhood Police in California "got in a pony pursuit" when a small Shetland pond…
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Mrs. Blank called, "Norah, what on earth are you doing?" Norah replied, "I ain't doin' nothin', mum; it's done."
Mrs. Blank called, "Norah, what on earth are you doing?" Norah replied, "I ain't doin' nothin', mum; it's done." #quoteoftheday #humor…
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Watch: Bear walks into Colorado home, eats cat food
Watch: Bear walks into Colorado home, eats cat food A Colorado woman who left her back door cracked open for her cat ended up coming…
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Overdue books returned to Welsh library after 116 years
Overdue books returned to Welsh library after 116 years A Welsh library received an unusual visit from a man who arrived to return a pair of…
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A pile of hidden cash and guns stowed under a tree: How Norwegian teen was recruited for murder plot
A pile of hidden cash and guns stowed under a tree: How Norwegian teen was recruited for murder plot Source: Sky News Strange…
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Watch: Deer wanders into Pennsylvania's Hersheypark
Watch: Deer wanders into Pennsylvania's Hersheypark Employees at the Hersheypark theme park in Pennsylvania had to eject an unusual trespasser…
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Ohio man wins two big lottery prizes in one week
Ohio man wins two big lottery prizes in one week An Ohio man who won a prize of $40,000 a year for 25 years from a scratch-off lottery ticket…
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Watch: British man eats 15 fish sticks in one minute to break world record
Watch: British man eats 15 fish sticks in one minute to break world record A British man used his kids' favorite food to break a Guinness…
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Marmot researchers raising funds with 'OnlyMarms' page on OnlyFans
Marmot researchers raising funds with 'OnlyMarms' page on OnlyFans Researchers studying marmots in Colorado are compensating for the loss of…
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Never let fear stop you from playing the game.
Never let fear stop you from playing the game. Babe Ruth #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Watch: 53-year-old message in a bottle found in New Jersey wetlands
Watch: 53-year-old message in a bottle found in New Jersey wetlands A man cleaning up the wetlands in New Jersey found a message in a bottle…
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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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Look: Florida police chase down loose emu wandering Dade City
Look: Florida police chase down loose emu wandering Dade City Police in Florida responded to an unusual call and ended up wrangling an escaped…
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Watch: Deputies responded to 'break-in,' find bear cubs ransacking home
Watch: Deputies responded to 'break-in,' find bear cubs ransacking home Sheriff's deputies in Colorado responded to a "reported break-in" and…
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IG1606
Nvidia, SpaceX, Microsoft launch AI safety initiative as OpenAI cyberattack fallout continues
Nvidia, SpaceX, Microsoft launch AI safety initiative as OpenAI cyberattack fallout continues Microsoft, SpaceX, Palantir, alongside dozens of…
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IG1605
3 killed, 4 wounded in shooting near Seattle's Space Needle, authorities say
3 killed, 4 wounded in shooting near Seattle's Space Needle, authorities say Three people were killed and four others wounded in a shooting…
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IG1604
'Horrific violence': 3 dead, 4 injured in Seattle festival shooting, officials say
'Horrific violence': 3 dead, 4 injured in Seattle festival shooting, officials say Three people are dead and four others are injured after…
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IG1603
Watch: Florida city issues warning after multiple monkey sightings
Watch: Florida city issues warning after multiple monkey sightings A Florida city is reminding residents to keep a safe distance after…
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IG1602
Watch: Minnesota town's 65-foot nutcracker might be world's largest
Watch: Minnesota town's 65-foot nutcracker might be world's largest A Minnesota city is seeking Guinness World Records recognition for its…
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IG1601
Trump approves landmark U.S.-Saudi nuclear deal
Trump approves landmark U.S.-Saudi nuclear deal President Donald Trump has approved a landmark civilian nuclear deal between the United States…
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IG1600
Tenisha Warner, widow of Malcolm-Jamal Warner, opens up about being a single mom
Tenisha Warner, widow of Malcolm-Jamal Warner, opens up about being a single mom Tenisha Warner sat down for an exclusive interview with "CBS…
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IG1599
Police station opens at Hitler's birthplace in bid to rid site of Nazi link
Police station opens at Hitler's birthplace in bid to rid site of Nazi link The opening follows years of controversy about what to do with the…
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IG1598
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1597
Tropical Storm Bertha impacting northern Gulf Coast. See its path.
Tropical Storm Bertha impacting northern Gulf Coast. See its path. Tropical Storm Bertha is the second named storm of the Atlantic hurricane…
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IG1596
French lawmakers approve a sweeping social media ban for children under 15
French lawmakers approve a sweeping social media ban for children under 15 The move makes France the first country in the European Union to…
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IG1595
Tehran's Hormuz threat risks global fallout, Rubio warns as U.S. strikes Iran for 11th straight night
Tehran's Hormuz threat risks global fallout, Rubio warns as U.S. strikes Iran for 11th straight night His comments come as U.S. Central…
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IG1594
Andy Biggs wins GOP nomination to challenge Democrat Katie Hobbs for Arizona governor
Andy Biggs wins GOP nomination to challenge Democrat Katie Hobbs for Arizona governor U.S. Rep. Andy Biggs has won the Republican nomination…
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IG1593
What did the Judge say when you sassed him? He said I was a trifle too free, and gave me sixty days.
What did the Judge say when you sassed him? He said I was a trifle too free, and gave me sixty days. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1592
House votes to extend government funding, aiming to avoid an election year shutdown
House votes to extend government funding, aiming to avoid an election year shutdown Lawmakers are hoping to avoid a third shutdown since last…
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IG1591
Google expands Gemini lineup with cheaper models and new Mythos rival
Google expands Gemini lineup with cheaper models and new Mythos rival Google is expanding Gemini with cheaper, more efficient models and a new…
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IG1590
I put my money in the blender to make liquid assets.
I put my money in the blender to make liquid assets. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1589
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. Friedrich Nietzsche #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1588
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1587
What is Pickaxe Mountain? Trump says US will hit Iranian nuclear site 'pretty soon'
What is Pickaxe Mountain? Trump says US will hit Iranian nuclear site 'pretty soon' President Donald Trump said Tuesday the U.S. would target…
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IG1586
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1585
Watch: Female hamadryas baboon born at San Diego Zoo
Watch: Female hamadryas baboon born at San Diego Zoo The San Diego Zoo announced the birth of a female hamadryas baboon named Makeda. Source…
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IG1584
Success is not only achieved with special qualities, but is mainly the work of persistence, method, and organization.
Success is not only achieved with special qualities, but is mainly the work of persistence, method, and organization. Victor Hugo Success is…
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IG1583
14 sea turtle hatchlings rescued from Florida storm drains
14 sea turtle hatchlings rescued from Florida storm drains Firefighters stepped in to help a wildlife rescue group when over a dozen sea…
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IG1582
D4vd preliminary hearing to begin in L.A.
D4vd preliminary hearing to begin in L.A. A preliminary hearing is set to begin in Los Angeles Tuesday in the murder case against singer D4vd…
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IG1581
Nebius stock surges 13% as Nvidia discloses significant stake in neocloud
Nebius stock surges 13% as Nvidia discloses significant stake in neocloud Nvidia said it would invest $2 billion into Nebius in March. Source…
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IG1580
I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home all the signs were there.
I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home all the signs were there. #quoteoftheday…
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IG1579
Monkey found abandoned in laundry bag on bus
Monkey found abandoned in laundry bag on bus A monkey found abandoned in a laundry bag on a London bus has had a happy ending after being…
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IG1578
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination embraces the world.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination embraces the world. Albert Einstein on the power of imagination.
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IG1577
Why is the ankle between the foot and the knee? To keep the calf from the corn.
Why is the ankle between the foot and the knee? To keep the calf from the corn. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1576
What did one plate say to another? Dinner's on me!
What did one plate say to another? Dinner's on me! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1575
Even the longest journey begins with a single step.
Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Lao Tse #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1574
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
How do you organize a space party? You planet! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1573
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1572
There was a fight at the baker shop. What caused it? A stale loaf of bread got fresh.
There was a fight at the baker shop. What caused it? A stale loaf of bread got fresh. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1571
If you think of life as a theater, then choose a role that brings you joy.
If you think of life as a theater, then choose a role that brings you joy. William Shakespeare Make your life a stage performance worth enjoying!
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IG1570
"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."
"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies." Aristoteles Aristotle on the essence of friendship.
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IG1569
I see the old proverb is verified in this man, who being allowed an Inch, has taken an L.
I see the old proverb is verified in this man, who being allowed an Inch, has taken an L. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1568
Watch: Dog chases bear away from playing boy in Connecticut
Watch: Dog chases bear away from playing boy in Connecticut A bear that came within feet of a young boy playing in his family's Connecticut…
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IG1567
Maryland man thought winning lottery ticket was 'a misprint'
Maryland man thought winning lottery ticket was 'a misprint' A Maryland man said he initially thought his scratch-off lottery ticket "most be…
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IG1566
Look: Jaws of life used to free raccoon from metal grate
Look: Jaws of life used to free raccoon from metal grate Firefighters in Pennsylvania had to break out the jaws of life to rescue a raccoon…
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IG1565
Key Democratic figures call on Graham Platner to ‘immediately’ withdraw from Senate race – US politics live
Key Democratic figures call on Graham Platner to ‘immediately’ withdraw from Senate race – US politics live Maine’s party leadership calls for…
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IG1564
Watch: Great white shark might be the first caught on camera in Rhode Island
Watch: Great white shark might be the first caught on camera in Rhode Island Marine researchers in Rhode Island captured video of what might…
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IG1563
A will is a wish for the future.
A will is a wish for the future. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1562
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1561
I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1560
What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forest1.
What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forest1. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1559
Don't let criticism distract you. Remember that for some people, the only taste of success is taking a bite out of you.
Don't let criticism distract you. Remember that for some people, the only taste of success is taking a bite out of you. Zig Ziglar Turn…
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IG1558
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1557
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1556
Einstein: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough.
Einstein: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1555
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1554
Those who are happy feel; those who are unhappy think.
Those who are happy feel; those who are unhappy think. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1553
I named my dog ‘Five Miles’ so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
I named my dog ‘Five Miles’ so I can say I walk Five Miles every day. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1552
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1551
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
How do you organize a space party? You planet. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1550
Cards are always a hit at parties. They never fall flat on their face!
Cards are always a hit at parties. They never fall flat on their face! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1549
My son tells me you have discharged him. It’s very strange; you advertised for a strong boy. In the single day he was here he broke all the rules.
My son tells me you have discharged him. It’s very strange; you advertised for a strong boy. In the single day he was here he broke all the…
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IG1548
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Buddha #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1547
I was going to tell a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
I was going to tell a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1546
Sometimes the pause is the most productive part of the plan.
Sometimes the pause is the most productive part of the plan. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1545
The only one responsible for your happiness is you.
The only one responsible for your happiness is you. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1544
Sarkasmus: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough.
Sarkasmus: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1543
Some problems do not get solved. They simply lose patience.
Some problems do not get solved. They simply lose patience. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1542
Every moment is an opportunity to create something special.
Every moment is an opportunity to create something special. Embrace each moment as a chance for greatness.
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IG1541
I defy you; there is no law now. Then, if there be no law, bring me a rope.
I defy you; there is no law now. Then, if there be no law, bring me a rope. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1540
Why did the furniture store close down? Because they were tired of the customers sitting around.
Why did the furniture store close down? Because they were tired of the customers sitting around. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1539
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1538
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. - Aldous Huxley
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IG1537
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1536
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me to sleep mode!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me to sleep mode! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1535
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1534
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1533
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1532
What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satisfactory.
What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satisfactory. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1531
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1530
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1529
Our life is what our thoughts make it.
Our life is what our thoughts make it. Marc Aurel #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1528
I went to church last Sunday and lost my umbrella. Next morning when I woke up, my back yard was full of umbrellas.
I went to church last Sunday and lost my umbrella. Next morning when I woke up, my back yard was full of umbrellas. #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1527
A clear mind often starts with an honest no.
A clear mind often starts with an honest no. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1526
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1525
Without a goal, every road is the wrong one.
Without a goal, every road is the wrong one. Konfuzius #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1524
Silence is not the absence of sound, but the presence of peace.
Silence is not the absence of sound, but the presence of peace. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1523
Common sense is just genius in comfortable shoes.
Common sense is just genius in comfortable shoes. A witty reminder that wisdom does not need a spotlight.
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IG1522
Do not waste your time looking for an obstacle – perhaps there is none!
Do not waste your time looking for an obstacle – perhaps there is none! Franz Kafka #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1521
I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I was stumped.
I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I was stumped. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1520
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein Einstein reminds us that facts need a spark.
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IG1519
Someday is sometimes too late.
Someday is sometimes too late. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1518
I told my dog he was adopted. He just looked at me with his big puppy eyes!
I told my dog he was adopted. He just looked at me with his big puppy eyes! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1517
With knowledge grows doubt.
With knowledge grows doubt. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1516
You do not have to understand everything. Sometimes not getting the bill is enough.
You do not have to understand everything. Sometimes not getting the bill is enough. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1515
You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.
You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Jon Kabat-Zinn #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1514
If you set your goals ridiculously high and fail, you will fail above everyone else's success.
If you set your goals ridiculously high and fail, you will fail above everyone else's success. James Cameron on setting ambitious goals.
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IG1513
There was a man who fancied that by driving fast, he'd get his car across the track before the train. He missed it by an inch; there isn't any more.
There was a man who fancied that by driving fast, he'd get his car across the track before the train. He missed it by an inch; there isn't any…
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IG1512
31,075 skydives recorded on one day in 43 countries
31,075 skydives recorded on one day in 43 countries A total 31,075 coordinated skydives took place in 43 countries in a single day to break…
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IG1511
Watch: Man uses plunger to pop balloons for Guinness World Record
Watch: Man uses plunger to pop balloons for Guinness World Record A serial Guinness World Record breaker from Germany armed himself with a…
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IG1510
Husband's research pays off with $500,000 lottery win
Husband's research pays off with $500,000 lottery win A Maryland woman credited her husband's research with helping them to win $500,000 from…
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IG1509
Bear takes a dip in Colorado woman's backyard kiddie pool
Bear takes a dip in Colorado woman's backyard kiddie pool A Colorado black bear was caught on camera beating the summer heat by taking a dip…
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IG1508
Firefighters rescue pony trapped in muddy Pa. creek
Firefighters rescue pony trapped in muddy Pa. creek Firefighters in Pennsylvania came to the rescue of a pony that wandered into a creek and…
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IG1507
It's a little boy," remarked the nurse, still smiling. "Little boy," mused the professor. "Little boy-eh? Well ask him what he wants.
It's a little boy," remarked the nurse, still smiling. "Little boy," mused the professor. "Little boy-eh? Well ask him what he wants…
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IG1506
I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.
I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1505
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me to the beach!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me to the beach! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1504
Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1503
Watch: Seattle's round raccoon Jimothy becomes viral star
Watch: Seattle's round raccoon Jimothy becomes viral star An unusual Seattle raccoon, dubbed Jimothy, is becoming a viral celebrity due to his…
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IG1502
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1501
There is but one knave among us, and that’s Strange.
There is but one knave among us, and that’s Strange. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1500
Creativity knows no bounds.
Creativity knows no bounds. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1499
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1498
If your stomach continues to trouble you, you will have to diet. What color do you prefer?
If your stomach continues to trouble you, you will have to diet. What color do you prefer? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1497
Move like your coffee depends on it, recruit.
Move like your coffee depends on it, recruit. A sharp drill-instructor style saying with a comic edge.
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IG1496
I asked the librarian how many books are overdue. She replied, "I don't know, but it's quite a bit".
I asked the librarian how many books are overdue. She replied, "I don't know, but it's quite a bit". #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1495
I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1494
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1493
Your comfort zone just filed for discharge.
Your comfort zone just filed for discharge. inspired by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman A clean, Full Metal Jacket-style drill line without the cruelty.
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IG1492
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1491
If any one says so again, I'll break his head.
If any one says so again, I'll break his head. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1490
The universe reflects your inner self.
The universe reflects your inner self. Rumi #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1489
'Vision' leads S.C. man to $500,000 lottery prize
'Vision' leads S.C. man to $500,000 lottery prize A South Carolina man heeded the advice of "a vision" that came to him and bought a lottery…
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IG1488
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1487
Watch: Blue Angels flyover sends umbrellas, chairs airborne at Florida beach
Watch: Blue Angels flyover sends umbrellas, chairs airborne at Florida beach Chaos briefly erupted on a Florida beach when a flyover by the…
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IG1486
Watch: Basketball player sinks shots from over 80 feet to break world records
Watch: Basketball player sinks shots from over 80 feet to break world records An Egyptian basketball player put his skills to the ultimate…
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IG1485
Watch: Rare echidna 'twins' hatch at San Diego Zoo Safari Park
Watch: Rare echidna 'twins' hatch at San Diego Zoo Safari Park The San Diego Zoo Safari Park announcing the hatching of rare echidna "twins,"…
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IG1484
Watch: Mystery emu on the loose in Mississippi
Watch: Mystery emu on the loose in Mississippi Animal control officers are trying to find the owner of an emu on the loose in Mississippi's…
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IG1483
New 'orange-lipped' monkey species discovered in DR Congo forest
New 'orange-lipped' monkey species discovered in DR Congo forest A newly discovered species of monkey with distinctive orange lips has been…
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IG1482
Good God! what a pity I was not introduced to that fresh-man—perhaps I might have saved him.
Good God! what a pity I was not introduced to that fresh-man—perhaps I might have saved him. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1481
The hardest thing about life is getting your heart and head to work together. In my case, they aren’t even on speaking terms.
The hardest thing about life is getting your heart and head to work together. In my case, they aren’t even on speaking terms. Woody Allen on…
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IG1480
One must just do like other children, then, and sit on the joint stools without.
One must just do like other children, then, and sit on the joint stools without. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1479
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1478
Criticizing others has never spared anyone the need to do their own work.
Criticizing others has never spared anyone the need to do their own work. Noël Coward #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1477
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1476
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1475
Don't worry about being successful. Focus on significance and fulfillment, and success will follow naturally.
Don't worry about being successful. Focus on significance and fulfillment, and success will follow naturally. Oprah Winfrey on success and…
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IG1474
Consciousness is like a light that drives away all darkness.
Consciousness is like a light that drives away all darkness. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1473
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1472
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1471
At the crossroads of life, there are no signposts.
At the crossroads of life, there are no signposts. Charlie Chaplin #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1470
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1469
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1468
02:00 Uhr, Rekrut! Schlaf ist kein Plan, das ist nur Rückzug mit Kissen.
02:00 Uhr, Rekrut! Schlaf ist kein Plan, das ist nur Rückzug mit Kissen. Ausbilder-Spruch im Full-Metal-Jacket-Vibe: hart im Ton, harmlos im…
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IG1467
Whoever has a goal will put up with bad roads.
Whoever has a goal will put up with bad roads. Kyrilla Spiecker #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1466
Oh, sir, it is not Queen Street, is it?
Oh, sir, it is not Queen Street, is it? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1465
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was great!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was great! #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1464
Gus the T-rex breaks dinosaur fossil sale record at auction
Gus the T-rex breaks dinosaur fossil sale record at auction A Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton has become the most expensive dinosaur fossil sold at…
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IG1463
Watch: Colombia theme park installs world's largest piggy bank
Watch: Colombia theme park installs world's largest piggy bank A theme park in Colombia paid tribute to the local pottery tradition by…
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IG1462
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1461
Insomnia leads N.C. woman to $150,000 lottery prize
Insomnia leads N.C. woman to $150,000 lottery prize A North Carolina woman said a bout of insomnia lead to her winning a $150,000 prize while…
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IG1460
Look: Deer crashes through front window of Alabama antique store
Look: Deer crashes through front window of Alabama antique store An antique store in Alabama sustained damage when a deer crashed through the…
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IG1459
Watch: Pole dancing accident floods two Houston apartments
Watch: Pole dancing accident floods two Houston apartments A Houston woman said she is done practicing pole dancing at home after a mishap led…
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IG1458
Watch: Talented Pomeranian's skills earn Guinness World Records title
Watch: Talented Pomeranian's skills earn Guinness World Records title A dog trainer and her pet Pomeranian broke a Guinness World Record when…
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IG1457
Watch: Elderly Florida woman shocked by suggestive license plate
Watch: Elderly Florida woman shocked by suggestive license plate A 76-year-old Florida woman received her new license plate in the mail and…
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IG1456
The best way to enjoy life is to cherish every moment.
The best way to enjoy life is to cherish every moment. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1455
Leben ist das, was passiert, wenn man damit beschäftigt, andere Pläne zu machen.
Leben ist das, was passiert, wenn man damit beschäftigt, andere Pläne zu machen. John Lennon #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1454
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1453
Keep on smiling, for life is beautiful and there is so much to smile about.
Keep on smiling, for life is beautiful and there is so much to smile about. Marilyn Monroe
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IG1452
Success is often a result of years of hard work that looks like it happened overnight.
Success is often a result of years of hard work that looks like it happened overnight. Steve Jobs
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IG1451
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1450
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller #quoteoftheday…
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IG1449
How old did you say your daughter was? Twenty-two. Gracious, but she’s young for her age.
How old did you say your daughter was? Twenty-two. Gracious, but she’s young for her age. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1448
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1447
Danke, Alltag. Ohne deine kleinen Katastrophen hätte mein Sarkasmus gar keine Berufserfahrung.
Danke, Alltag. Ohne deine kleinen Katastrophen hätte mein Sarkasmus gar keine Berufserfahrung. Sarkasmus des Tages: Alltag bildet – meistens…
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IG1446
My plans are very organized; reality just refuses to attend the meetings.
My plans are very organized; reality just refuses to attend the meetings. Reality missed the memo again.
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IG1445
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Life is too important to be taken seriously. Oscar Wilde A classic wink at taking life lightly.
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IG1444
A good drill sergeant breaks excuses, not people.
A good drill sergeant breaks excuses, not people. A fresher take on boot-camp toughness.
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IG1443
Your grace, who has built so many castles in the air, can be at no loss.
Your grace, who has built so many castles in the air, can be at no loss. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1442
Watch: Florida deputies wrangle large, stubborn pig
Watch: Florida deputies wrangle large, stubborn pig A Florida sheriff's office shared video from the chase and capture of a large pig that…
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IG1441
Watch: Puzzle atop California building solved after three years
Watch: Puzzle atop California building solved after three years A semaphore puzzle that has been playing on a loop atop a California building…
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IG1440
School district changes policy after student graduates with 11.99 GPA
School district changes policy after student graduates with 11.99 GPA A Florida school district is changing the way it calculates grade point…
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IG1439
Watch: Bottlenose dolphin, sea lion pup born at SeaWorld San Diego
Watch: Bottlenose dolphin, sea lion pup born at SeaWorld San Diego SeaWorld San Diego is experiencing a marine mammal baby boom with the…
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IG1438
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1437
Watch: Kentucky 9-year-old breaks hopscotch world record
Watch: Kentucky 9-year-old breaks hopscotch world record A Kentucky 9-year-old earned a Guinness World Records title by drawing and completing…
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IG1436
Watch: Australian city attempts world record for largest trombone ensemble
Watch: Australian city attempts world record for largest trombone ensemble An Australian city gathered more than 600 musicians to play…
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IG1435
Do not let small things trip you up when you are on your way to great ones.
Do not let small things trip you up when you are on your way to great ones. Friedrich von Schiller #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1434
Whoever has once found himself can lose nothing in this world.
Whoever has once found himself can lose nothing in this world. Stefan Zweig #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1433
My focus is here. It is just sitting in the wrong meeting.
My focus is here. It is just sitting in the wrong meeting. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1432
The secret of happiness is not in counting the birthdays, but in counting the highlights of life.
The secret of happiness is not in counting the birthdays, but in counting the highlights of life. Mark Twain #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1431
A smile is the prettiest curve of the body.
A smile is the prettiest curve of the body. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1430
I told my calendar a joke; it said its days were numbered.
I told my calendar a joke; it said its days were numbered. inspired by Mark Twain A quick one-liner with a grim little punchline.
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IG1429
How will you have your roast beef? "Well done, good and faithful servant," murmured the clerical-looking diner absent-mindedly.
How will you have your roast beef? "Well done, good and faithful servant," murmured the clerical-looking diner absent-mindedly. #quoteoftheday…
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IG1428
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Mark Twain #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1427
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1426
What are you crying about? A horse ran away with my brother. Why, that’s nothing. My brother ran away with the horse.
What are you crying about? A horse ran away with my brother. Why, that’s nothing. My brother ran away with the horse. #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1425
No matter how difficult it may be, never give up.
No matter how difficult it may be, never give up. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1424
If you try and fail, congratulations! Most people won't even try.
If you try and fail, congratulations! Most people won't even try. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue…
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IG1423
None shall have a better grace than me.
None shall have a better grace than me. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1422
I wish your majesty could assist me.
I wish your majesty could assist me. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1421
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1420
The wife found her husband undressed and getting into bed instead of changing his tie. "Are you coming?" she asked.
The wife found her husband undressed and getting into bed instead of changing his tie. "Are you coming?" she asked. #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1419
I wish I could.
I wish I could. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1418
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Winnie the Pooh #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1417
The dose makes the poison.
The dose makes the poison. Paracelsus #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1416
Ontario police: Do not bring grenades to police stations
Ontario police: Do not bring grenades to police stations Police in Ontario are reminding residents not to bring explosives to police stations…
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IG1415
I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it ‘clicked’!
I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it ‘clicked’! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1414
When you work on innovations, you might make mistakes. It's best to acknowledge them quickly and improve your other innovations.
When you work on innovations, you might make mistakes. It's best to acknowledge them quickly and improve your other innovations. Steve Jobs…
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IG1413
Wildebeest escapes Indiana zoo exhibit, found in neighboring habitat
Wildebeest escapes Indiana zoo exhibit, found in neighboring habitat An Indiana zoo area was evacuated when a wildebeest was found to have…
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IG1412
Live updates: Trump says US will resume Strait of Hormuz blockade; Graham’s death scrambles Senate GOP’s course
Live updates: Trump says US will resume Strait of Hormuz blockade; Graham’s death scrambles Senate GOP’s course President Trump on Monday said…
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IG1411
Stock pickers know they can’t outsmart the market. That doesn’t stop them from trying.
Stock pickers know they can’t outsmart the market. That doesn’t stop them from trying. How to satisfy your inner trader without derailing your…
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IG1410
Jim Cramer's top 10 things to watch in the stock market Monday
Jim Cramer's top 10 things to watch in the stock market Monday Chip stocks are selling off, and Apple lands a big price target hike. Source…
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IG1409
I asked for a refund on my morning coffee. I didn't like the way it brewed.
I asked for a refund on my morning coffee. I didn't like the way it brewed. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1408
India's inflation accelerates to 4.38% in June, exceeding forecasts
India's inflation accelerates to 4.38% in June, exceeding forecasts Inflation has risen for the eighth straight month in India, as food and…
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IG1407
Ich habe nie vom Erfolg geträumt, ich habe dafür gearbeitet.
Ich habe nie vom Erfolg geträumt, ich habe dafür gearbeitet. Estee Lauder #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1406
Seoul shares nose-dive 9 pct on tech losses amid Middle East tensions
Seoul shares nose-dive 9 pct on tech losses amid Middle East tensions Seoul shares plunged 9 percent Monday as investors dumped technology…
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IG1405
Wildfire of "exceptional scale" burning near Paris
Wildfire of "exceptional scale" burning near Paris The wildfire is piling pressure on a region facing its third heat wave since May. Source…
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IG1404
SK Hynix South Korean shares clock worst day on record, sink over 15%, after stellar Nasdaq debut
SK Hynix South Korean shares clock worst day on record, sink over 15%, after stellar Nasdaq debut SK Hynix Inc. shares tumbled over 15% in…
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IG1403
McConnell says a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking weeks of silence
McConnell says a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking weeks of silence Sen. Mitch McConnell on Sunday revealed that a fall led to his…
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IG1402
Scientists discover a hidden heart valve risk linked to gum disease
Scientists discover a hidden heart valve risk linked to gum disease Researchers found that bacteria linked to gum disease may help drive the…
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IG1401
An idiot is an idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a historical force.
An idiot is an idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a historical force. Leo Longanesi #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1400
What to know about aortic dissections after death of Sen. Lindsey Graham
What to know about aortic dissections after death of Sen. Lindsey Graham Symptoms of an aortic dissection often occur suddenly and include…
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IG1399
While Musk's Neuralink drills into skulls, China's BrainCo bets the future of brain tech is wearable
While Musk's Neuralink drills into skulls, China's BrainCo bets the future of brain tech is wearable Interest in brain-computer interfaces is…
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IG1398
Lindsey Graham through the years on "Face the Nation"
Lindsey Graham through the years on "Face the Nation" Sen. Lindsey Graham appeared on "Face the Nation" nearly 100 times over 28 years. He was…
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IG1397
Fire in Bangkok Bar Kills Dozens
Fire in Bangkok Bar Kills Dozens The rapid blaze sent people fleeing into the bathroom to hide, officials said. Their bodies were found there…
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IG1396
At least 27 killed in Bangkok bar fire
At least 27 killed in Bangkok bar fire Firefighters arrived at the scene in the Chatuchak district to find patrons running through flames to…
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IG1395
Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. Nature clearly skipped the naming meeting.
Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. Nature clearly skipped the naming meeting. Botany has commitment issues.
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IG1394
Mbappe hits back at racist insults from Paraguay senator
Mbappe hits back at racist insults from Paraguay senator A Paraguayan lawmaker has sparked outrage with racist insults directed at footballer…
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IG1393
Could football break away from FIFA and its World Cup?
Could football break away from FIFA and its World Cup? FIFA’s actions at the World Cup, and closeness to Donald Trump, have put the…
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IG1392
If the plan failed, at least it stopped pretending to be a plan.
If the plan failed, at least it stopped pretending to be a plan. A dry little reminder to revise without drama.
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IG1391
Ironie ist, wenn der Regenschirm zu Hause trocken bleibt und du draußen Charakter sammelst.
Ironie ist, wenn der Regenschirm zu Hause trocken bleibt und du draußen Charakter sammelst. Alltagsironie mit Wetterbericht: trocken bleibt…
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IG1390
Everyone is a genius! But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid
Everyone is a genius! But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid Albert…
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IG1389
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Robert Burns #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1388
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1387
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1386
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. Hippokrates #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1385
A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us.
A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us. Franz Kafka
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IG1384
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1383
You don't see the world as it is. You see the world as you are.
You don't see the world as it is. You see the world as you are. Mooji #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1382
Perhaps one can only believe entirely in what one cannot see.
Perhaps one can only believe entirely in what one cannot see. Virginia Woolf #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1381
Some doors close because the hallway got tired of your drama.
Some doors close because the hallway got tired of your drama. A sarcastic reminder to move on gracefully.
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IG1380
A farewell always hurts, even when one has been looking forward to it for a long time!
A farewell always hurts, even when one has been looking forward to it for a long time! Arthur Schnitzler
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IG1379
If you value this glass, tie a good long string to it, for I am sure I shall swallow it sometime or other.
If you value this glass, tie a good long string to it, for I am sure I shall swallow it sometime or other. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1378
The pen is mightier than the sword.
The pen is mightier than the sword. Edward Bulwer-Lytton #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1377
The large amount astonished the beggar, and as M. Chatillon was going out of the church-door, the poor man waited for him.
The large amount astonished the beggar, and as M. Chatillon was going out of the church-door, the poor man waited for him. #quoteoftheday…
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IG1376
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1375
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1374
Smile, and the world changes.
Smile, and the world changes. Buddha #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1373
No one is truly gone whom you love. Love is eternal presence.
No one is truly gone whom you love. Love is eternal presence. Stefan Zweig #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1372
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1371
Octopuses have three hearts, which feels excessive until Monday.
Octopuses have three hearts, which feels excessive until Monday. A tiny biology fact with office-level drama.
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IG1370
It is not things that disturb us, but our view of things.
It is not things that disturb us, but our view of things. Epiktet #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1369
Sometimes plan B is just plan A with less optimism.
Sometimes plan B is just plan A with less optimism. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1368
Aufstehen, Rekrut! Deine Ausrede hat schon Liegestütze gemacht und ist trotzdem peinlich.
Aufstehen, Rekrut! Deine Ausrede hat schon Liegestütze gemacht und ist trotzdem peinlich. Full-Metal-Jacket-Vibes, aber harmlos: Heute lässt…
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IG1367
Discipline is doing the hard thing before it becomes the impossible thing.
Discipline is doing the hard thing before it becomes the impossible thing. inspired by R. Lee Ermey A clean boot-camp-style line inspired by…
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IG1366
Patience is just ambition wearing a calm face.
Patience is just ambition wearing a calm face. A quiet reminder that waiting can still be work.
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IG1365
Do not do unto others what you do not want done to yourself.
Do not do unto others what you do not want done to yourself. Konfuzius #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1364
A fresh perspective is just an old window you finally decided to clean.
A fresh perspective is just an old window you finally decided to clean. inspired by Albert Einstein Sometimes clarity is maintenance, not magic.
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IG1363
Heute lief alles nach Plan. Nur leider nicht nach meinem.
Heute lief alles nach Plan. Nur leider nicht nach meinem. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1362
Some doors close because even hinges get tired of your nonsense.
Some doors close because even hinges get tired of your nonsense. A sarcastic reminder that not every setback needs a tragedy soundtrack.
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IG1361
Pay attention to the little things in the world; they make life richer and more satisfying.
Pay attention to the little things in the world; they make life richer and more satisfying. Carl Hilty #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1360
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1359
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. Elie Wiesel
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IG1358
"Here comes the present!" exclaimed the professor when finding his wife’s missing scissors during class.
"Here comes the present!" exclaimed the professor when finding his wife’s missing scissors during class. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1357
If you can dream it, you can do it.
If you can dream it, you can do it. Walt Disney's inspiring words remind us that our dreams are the first step to achieving our goals.
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IG1356
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1355
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1354
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1353
If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes—but a little sooner, so I'd have more of them.
If I could live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes—but a little sooner, so I'd have more of them. Marlene Dietrich #quoteoftheday…
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IG1352
I wanted to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients.
I wanted to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1351
Good ideas sometimes need a second attempt. Bad ones usually need a slideshow.
Good ideas sometimes need a second attempt. Bad ones usually need a slideshow. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1350
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1349
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1348
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t understand something, I wouldn’t be able to understand this.
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t understand something, I wouldn’t be able to understand this. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1347
I am cutting old Fox's head.
I am cutting old Fox's head. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1346
Look: Fox with head stuck in plastic bottle rescued in Scotland
Look: Fox with head stuck in plastic bottle rescued in Scotland Animal rescuers in Scotland came to the assistance of a male fox cub seen…
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IG1345
$100,000 lottery ticket spent weeks in oblivious winner's truck
$100,000 lottery ticket spent weeks in oblivious winner's truck A Virginia man said what he thought was a non-winning lottery ticket spent…
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IG1344
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me error messages.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me error messages. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1343
Watch: Man uses bear spray to deter charging bruin in Tennessee
Watch: Man uses bear spray to deter charging bruin in Tennessee A man staying at his Tennessee vacation home ended up using a can of bear…
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IG1342
Watch: Idaho man runs marathon while wearing 125 T-shirts
Watch: Idaho man runs marathon while wearing 125 T-shirts A serial Guinness World Record breaker completed a marathon in under 6 hours while…
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IG1341
There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours.
There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours. Jean-Paul Sartre #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1340
A short joke is a long story that respected your time.
A short joke is a long story that respected your time. inspired by Mark Twain Brief humor, better manners.
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IG1339
Only he who knows his destination can find the way.
Only he who knows his destination can find the way. Laozi #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1338
How is your wife now? Oh, she’s all right, I guess. She’s got you guessing, eh?
How is your wife now? Oh, she’s all right, I guess. She’s got you guessing, eh? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1337
We must not hang a man for fashion’s sake.
We must not hang a man for fashion’s sake. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1336
Move like you owe the floor money and the clock is collecting interest.
Move like you owe the floor money and the clock is collecting interest. A sharp drill-instructor style line about urgency.
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IG1335
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1334
Ein klarer Kopf beginnt oft mit einem ehrlichen Nein.
Ein klarer Kopf beginnt oft mit einem ehrlichen Nein. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1333
Seize the day.
Seize the day. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1332
People know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
People know the price of everything, but the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde
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IG1331
Hanging together.
Hanging together. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1330
I once got into a fight with a broken elevator. I took it to another level.
I once got into a fight with a broken elevator. I took it to another level. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1329
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. Benjamin Franklin #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1328
I told my daughter she should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.
I told my daughter she should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1327
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1326
Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. Hannah Arendt #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1325
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1324
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1323
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1322
Loose squirrel causes chaos inside Meta office in Thailand
Loose squirrel causes chaos inside Meta office in Thailand Chaos erupted inside a Meta office in Thailand when a squirrel erupted from a…
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IG1321
Son gets mom a $50,030 birthday gift from Maryland Lottery
Son gets mom a $50,030 birthday gift from Maryland Lottery A Maryland mother won a $50,030 prize from a Bonus Match 5 lottery ticket she…
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IG1320
Watch: Struggling baby deer rescued from Illinois river
Watch: Struggling baby deer rescued from Illinois river Firefighters and animal control officers teamed up in Illinois to rescue a young deer…
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IG1319
Watch: 'Best couple in the world' break world record for fast kissing
Watch: 'Best couple in the world' break world record for fast kissing A Brazilian couple turned their love into a Guinness World Records title…
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IG1318
Did you hear the way the public wept during my death scene? Well, they realized it was only acted!
Did you hear the way the public wept during my death scene? Well, they realized it was only acted! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1317
Why did the golf club go to the airport? It wanted to get its drive back!
Why did the golf club go to the airport? It wanted to get its drive back! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1316
Never trust an atom; they make up everything!
Never trust an atom; they make up everything! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1315
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1314
Fortune favors the brave. No evil is worse than the fear of it.
Fortune favors the brave. No evil is worse than the fear of it. Seneca #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1313
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. #quoteoftheday…
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IG1312
Every beginning holds a magic within it.
Every beginning holds a magic within it. — Hermann Hesse
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IG1311
World's most powerful AI now being offered to non-US bodies - but they can't tell anyone about it
World's most powerful AI now being offered to non-US bodies - but they can't tell anyone about it Source: Sky News Strange…
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IG1310
I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it froze. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1309
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1308
How do you live? Pretty well, sir; generally a joint and pudding at dinner.
How do you live? Pretty well, sir; generally a joint and pudding at dinner. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1307
Your honour’s aversion is mine!
Your honour’s aversion is mine! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1306
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1305
Beer doesn't solve problems, but it makes them wait their turn.
Beer doesn't solve problems, but it makes them wait their turn. A light toast to delayed worries.
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IG1304
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1303
Ah, good woman, do you pray so anxiously for my eyesight?
Ah, good woman, do you pray so anxiously for my eyesight? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1302
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach photos.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach photos. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1301
When asked about the missed train, the man said, "I thought I could make it by an inch; now I don't think so!"
When asked about the missed train, the man said, "I thought I could make it by an inch; now I don't think so!" #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1300
Happiness is found in the here and now.
Happiness is found in the here and now. Buddha Embrace the present moment.
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IG1299
Change begins with the awareness that it is possible.
Change begins with the awareness that it is possible. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1298
Give every day the chance to be the best day of your life.
Give every day the chance to be the best day of your life. Mark Twain #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1297
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1296
The best friends are those with whom you don’t have to pretend.
The best friends are those with whom you don’t have to pretend. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1295
I would like to be a mute at an exhibition.
I would like to be a mute at an exhibition. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1294
'Bored' Michigan woman's $700 lottery prize leads to $100,000 win
'Bored' Michigan woman's $700 lottery prize leads to $100,000 win A Michigan woman won $700 from an online lottery game and her decision to…
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IG1293
Look: Indiana firefighter rescues kitten stuck in car's undercarriage
Look: Indiana firefighter rescues kitten stuck in car's undercarriage An Indiana driver crawled under a resident's car to rescue a kitten that…
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IG1292
To consciously enjoy the small things in life makes life great.
To consciously enjoy the small things in life makes life great. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1291
Man named world's oldest water skier just before 95th birthday
Man named world's oldest water skier just before 95th birthday A New Zealand great-grandfather was officially named the world's oldest water…
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IG1290
Watch: Stranded deer rescued from roof of Oregon home
Watch: Stranded deer rescued from roof of Oregon home Firefighters in Oregon responded to an Astoria home where a young deer somehow wound up…
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IG1289
Discipline is just chaos with a haircut and a schedule.
Discipline is just chaos with a haircut and a schedule. A fresh boot-camp take without the barking.
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IG1288
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1287
Nothing is impossible.
Nothing is impossible. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1286
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1285
The workman opened his eyes and loudly said: "Sixpenn'orth, the doctor said," to his wife, after waking up.
The workman opened his eyes and loudly said: "Sixpenn'orth, the doctor said," to his wife, after waking up. #quoteoftheday #humor…
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IG1284
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead Fitting in is overrated!
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IG1283
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1282
Mein Fokus ist da. Er sitzt nur im falschen Meeting.
Mein Fokus ist da. Er sitzt nur im falschen Meeting. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1281
Manchmal ist Plan B nur Plan A mit weniger Optimismus.
Manchmal ist Plan B nur Plan A mit weniger Optimismus. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1280
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1279
Some doors close so quietly you only notice the room got bigger.
Some doors close so quietly you only notice the room got bigger. A quiet reminder that endings can create space.
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IG1278
If the plan falls apart, at least the excuses get creative.
If the plan falls apart, at least the excuses get creative. A witty reminder that chaos has a sense of humor.
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IG1277
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1276
Patience is just panic wearing a nicer coat.
Patience is just panic wearing a nicer coat. A small reminder to stay calm, or at least look convincing.
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IG1275
Octopuses have three hearts, which explains why they take breakups so personally.
Octopuses have three hearts, which explains why they take breakups so personally. Marine biology with emotional baggage.
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IG1274
There may be a rope, but not a law.
There may be a rope, but not a law. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1273
Nicht jede Tür, die zufällt, ist Verlust. Manche Räume waren einfach zu klein für dich.
Nicht jede Tür, die zufällt, ist Verlust. Manche Räume waren einfach zu klein für dich. Manche Abschiede schaffen erst Platz für dich.
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IG1272
Um 3 Uhr nachts wirkt jede Idee genial. Bis der Kühlschrank als Zeuge aussagt.
Um 3 Uhr nachts wirkt jede Idee genial. Bis der Kühlschrank als Zeuge aussagt. Lustiger Nachtgedanke für alle, die um 3 Uhr plötzlich…
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IG1271
Um 3 Uhr arbeitet nur noch der Rechner. Mein schlechtes Gewissen macht Überstunden.
Um 3 Uhr arbeitet nur noch der Rechner. Mein schlechtes Gewissen macht Überstunden. Arbeitsmoral mit Nachtzuschlag.
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IG1270
Um 3 Uhr nachts ist jeder Gedanke tief. Bis man ihn morgens liest.
Um 3 Uhr nachts ist jeder Gedanke tief. Bis man ihn morgens liest. Lustiger Nachtgedanke für alle, die nachts kurz Philosoph sind und morgens…
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IG1269
03:00 Uhr: Die perfekte Zeit, um Probleme zu lösen, die tagsüber höflich geschwiegen haben.
03:00 Uhr: Die perfekte Zeit, um Probleme zu lösen, die tagsüber höflich geschwiegen haben. Sarkasmus um 03:00 Uhr: Wenn der Kopf Nachtschicht…
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IG1268
Der Mensch ist frei geboren und trotzdem in drei Gruppen-Chats.
Der Mensch ist frei geboren und trotzdem in drei Gruppen-Chats. Frei nach Jean-Jacques Rousseau #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1267
Sei du selbst. Alle anderen sind schon im Meeting.
Sei du selbst. Alle anderen sind schon im Meeting. Frei nach Oscar Wilde #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1266
Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich nicht immer staerker. Manchmal macht es nur bessere Ausreden.
Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich nicht immer staerker. Manchmal macht es nur bessere Ausreden. Frei nach Friedrich Nietzsche…
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IG1265
Auch aus Steinen im Weg kann man etwas bauen. Oder wenigstens sehr ueberzeugend stolpern.
Auch aus Steinen im Weg kann man etwas bauen. Oder wenigstens sehr ueberzeugend stolpern. Frei nach Johann Wolfgang von Goethe #spruchdestages…
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IG1264
Ich weiß, dass ich nichts weiß.
Ich weiß, dass ich nichts weiß. Sokrates #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1263
Nicht jeder Umweg ist falsch. Manche zeigen nur bessere Baeckereien.
Nicht jeder Umweg ist falsch. Manche zeigen nur bessere Baeckereien. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1262
Der Weg ist das Ziel. Außer bei Lieferdiensten.
Der Weg ist das Ziel. Außer bei Lieferdiensten. Frei nach Konfuzius #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1261
Ein kleiner Schritt reicht, wenn er nicht nur zum Kuehlschrank fuehrt.
Ein kleiner Schritt reicht, wenn er nicht nur zum Kuehlschrank fuehrt. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1260
Auch aus Steinen, die dir im Weg liegen, kann man WLAN-freie Zonen bauen.
Auch aus Steinen, die dir im Weg liegen, kann man WLAN-freie Zonen bauen. Frei nach Johann Wolfgang von Goethe #spruchdestages #humor…
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IG1259
Liebe ist wie eine gute Geschichte: Am schönsten ist sie, wenn man nicht weiß, wie sie endet. Oder wie man überhaupt reingeraten ist.
Liebe ist wie eine gute Geschichte: Am schönsten ist sie, wenn man nicht weiß, wie sie endet. Oder wie man überhaupt reingeraten ist…
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IG1258
George Washington was the bravest man in the world. Oh, yes he was; he was licked on a postage stamp.
George Washington was the bravest man in the world. Oh, yes he was; he was licked on a postage stamp. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1257
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1256
Ich denke, also bin ich.
Ich denke, also bin ich. René Descartes #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1255
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Life is a journey, not a destination. Ralph Waldo Emerson #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1254
Octopuses have three hearts, which explains why they look so emotionally overqualified.
Octopuses have three hearts, which explains why they look so emotionally overqualified. Too many hearts, not enough hugs.
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IG1253
Wer zu allem Ja sagt, braucht irgendwann einen sehr guten Kalender.
Wer zu allem Ja sagt, braucht irgendwann einen sehr guten Kalender. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1252
Ich wollte spontan sein, aber mein Kalender hatte Bedenken.
Ich wollte spontan sein, aber mein Kalender hatte Bedenken. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1251
The secret to being boring is to tell everything.
The secret to being boring is to tell everything. Voltaire #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1250
I am out of the west — so I thought, for all the wise men come out of the east.
I am out of the west — so I thought, for all the wise men come out of the east. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1249
Some doors close quietly so the next one can make an entrance.
Some doors close quietly so the next one can make an entrance. A gentle reminder that endings can be useful.
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IG1248
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1247
Some doors close so you stop walking into the same wall.
Some doors close so you stop walking into the same wall. A witty reminder to move on.
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IG1246
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1245
I advise you by all means to sell out.
I advise you by all means to sell out. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1244
I told my calendar a joke. It said my timing was off.
I told my calendar a joke. It said my timing was off. Bad timing, good joke.
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IG1243
Some doors close quietly. Others slam because they know you were about to overthink.
Some doors close quietly. Others slam because they know you were about to overthink. A witty reminder to trust closed doors.
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IG1242
I told my calendar a joke. It was booked solid.
I told my calendar a joke. It was booked solid. A very busy punchline.
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IG1241
Erfahrung ist, wenn man den gleichen Fehler mit besserer Begruendung macht.
Erfahrung ist, wenn man den gleichen Fehler mit besserer Begruendung macht. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1240
It is far safer to be feared than loved if you cannot be both.
It is far safer to be feared than loved if you cannot be both. Niccolò Machiavelli #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1239
Life is too short to be normal.
Life is too short to be normal. Embrace your quirks!
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IG1238
A new angle is often cheaper than a new universe.
A new angle is often cheaper than a new universe. inspired by Albert Einstein Sometimes the breakthrough is just a tilted chair.
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IG1237
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1236
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Eleanor Roosevelt
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IG1235
Gute Ideen brauchen manchmal einen zweiten Anlauf. Schlechte meist eine PowerPoint.
Gute Ideen brauchen manchmal einen zweiten Anlauf. Schlechte meist eine PowerPoint. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1234
Love conquers all.
Love conquers all. Vergil #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1233
Ironie: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough.
Ironie: Some truths sound better when you keep them short enough. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1232
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1231
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Grace Hopper #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1230
Did you ever see a pig wash? No, but I saw pig iron.
Did you ever see a pig wash? No, but I saw pig iron. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1229
If we aren’t supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?
If we aren’t supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge? #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1228
“Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.” — Oscar Wilde
“Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.” — Oscar Wilde #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1227
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1226
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1225
Life is too short to constantly wonder what others think of you.
Life is too short to constantly wonder what others think of you. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1224
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing!
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1223
Why did the woman go to outer space? To find space for her new shoes!
Why did the woman go to outer space? To find space for her new shoes! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1222
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1221
Live for today, for tomorrow may never come.
Live for today, for tomorrow may never come. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1220
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1219
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain's witty take on handling information.
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IG1218
What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll meet you at the corner!'
What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll meet you at the corner!' #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1217
Wusstest du, dass Faultiere so langsam sind, dass Algen auf ihrem Fell wachsen? Mein Morgen auch manchmal.
Wusstest du, dass Faultiere so langsam sind, dass Algen auf ihrem Fell wachsen? Mein Morgen auch manchmal. Fun Fact des Tages!
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IG1216
Progress is mostly just stubbornness wearing nicer shoes.
Progress is mostly just stubbornness wearing nicer shoes. A small reminder to keep moving, even when the path feels ordinary.
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IG1215
Bananen sind Beeren, Erdbeeren nicht. Botanik ist der Freund, der alles korrigiert.
Bananen sind Beeren, Erdbeeren nicht. Botanik ist der Freund, der alles korrigiert. Natur: schön, aber rechthaberisch.
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IG1214
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner! #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1213
Liebe ist, wenn man die letzte Pommes teilt. Wahre Liebe fragt vorher, wie viele noch übrig sind.
Liebe ist, wenn man die letzte Pommes teilt. Wahre Liebe fragt vorher, wie viele noch übrig sind. Für alle, die ihr Herz teilen – aber bei…
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IG1212
Aufstehen, Schlafmütze! Der innere Schweinehund macht Liegestütze, bis die Ausrede freiwillig kündigt.
Aufstehen, Schlafmütze! Der innere Schweinehund macht Liegestütze, bis die Ausrede freiwillig kündigt. 01:00 Uhr im Ausbildermodus: kein…
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IG1211
Wer klar denkt, muss nicht laut werden.
Wer klar denkt, muss nicht laut werden. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1210
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1209
Know thyself, and you will know the universe.
Know thyself, and you will know the universe. Sokrates An ancient insight into self-discovery.
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IG1208
Manche Meeting-Einladungen sind so lang, da braucht man schon vor dem Meeting eine Pause.
Manche Meeting-Einladungen sind so lang, da braucht man schon vor dem Meeting eine Pause. Wer kennt's? 😴 Manchmal ist die Einladung schon die…
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IG1207
Liegt der Plan schon frueh im Sand, nimm erst mal den Kaffee in die Hand.
Liegt der Plan schon frueh im Sand, nimm erst mal den Kaffee in die Hand. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1206
Was dich nicht umbringt, macht dich stärker. Oder du brauchst einfach nur ein Nickerchen.
Was dich nicht umbringt, macht dich stärker. Oder du brauchst einfach nur ein Nickerchen. Inspiriert von Friedrich Nietzsche
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IG1205
Wir haben so viele Tools für Effizienz. Meine Zeit verbringe ich jetzt damit, die Tools zu managen.
Wir haben so viele Tools für Effizienz. Meine Zeit verbringe ich jetzt damit, die Tools zu managen. Inspiriert von Mark Twain
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IG1204
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1203
Knowledge is power, but awareness is wisdom.
Knowledge is power, but awareness is wisdom. #quoteoftheday #humor #thoughtoftheday
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IG1202
Der Mensch plant, und das Leben lacht. Dann checkt das Leben deinen Kalender und lacht noch lauter.
Der Mensch plant, und das Leben lacht. Dann checkt das Leben deinen Kalender und lacht noch lauter. Ein Klassiker mit einem modernen Twist.
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IG1201
Manchmal ist das Leben wie ein schlecht übersetztes Handbuch. Man versteht die Wörter, aber nicht den Sinn.
Manchmal ist das Leben wie ein schlecht übersetztes Handbuch. Man versteht die Wörter, aber nicht den Sinn. Inspiriert von Franz Kafka
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IG1200
Auch gute Ideen brauchen manchmal einen zweiten Anlauf um 12 Uhr.
Auch gute Ideen brauchen manchmal einen zweiten Anlauf um 12 Uhr. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1199
Manche Dates enden mit Chemie. Andere mit der Frage, wer die Rechnung emotional verursacht hat.
Manche Dates enden mit Chemie. Andere mit der Frage, wer die Rechnung emotional verursacht hat. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1198
Wer nie scheitert, hat vermutlich nur nie auf Speichern geklickt.
Wer nie scheitert, hat vermutlich nur nie auf Speichern geklickt. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1197
Das Universum ist komplex, doch meine Kaffeemaschine ist das wahre Wunder der Ingenieurskunst am Morgen.
Das Universum ist komplex, doch meine Kaffeemaschine ist das wahre Wunder der Ingenieurskunst am Morgen. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein.
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IG1196
Liebe geht durch den Magen. Bier nimmt offenbar die Abkuerzung.
Liebe geht durch den Magen. Bier nimmt offenbar die Abkuerzung. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1195
Manchmal ist das größte Chaos im Kopf nur die Vorbereitung für die nächste brillante Idee. Oder für mehr Kaffee.
Manchmal ist das größte Chaos im Kopf nur die Vorbereitung für die nächste brillante Idee. Oder für mehr Kaffee.
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IG1194
Hopfen gehoert zur Hanf-Familie. Das erklaert zumindest die entspannte Kneipenlogik.
Hopfen gehoert zur Hanf-Familie. Das erklaert zumindest die entspannte Kneipenlogik. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1193
Die Zeit dehnt sich scheinbar immer dann am stärksten, wenn man auf einen Download wartet oder einen Fehler sucht.
Die Zeit dehnt sich scheinbar immer dann am stärksten, wenn man auf einen Download wartet oder einen Fehler sucht. Die Relativitätstheorie im…
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IG1192
Die Schwerkraft ist auch nur eine Gewohnheit der Erde. Meine Kaffeetasse hat das noch nicht verstanden.
Die Schwerkraft ist auch nur eine Gewohnheit der Erde. Meine Kaffeetasse hat das noch nicht verstanden. Manche Gewohnheiten sind hartnäckig…
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IG1191
Dating ist wie WLAN: Wenn es stabil ist, fragt man sich, wer noch verbunden ist.
Dating ist wie WLAN: Wenn es stabil ist, fragt man sich, wer noch verbunden ist. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1190
Wusstest du, dass Ameisen im Schlaf laufen können? Ich nenne das 'produktives Träumen'.
Wusstest du, dass Ameisen im Schlaf laufen können? Ich nenne das 'produktives Träumen'. Wer braucht schon Erholung, wenn man im Schlaf…
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IG1189
Meine Liste der guten Vorsätze ist ein Roman. Ungelesen.
Meine Liste der guten Vorsätze ist ein Roman. Ungelesen. Manchmal sind die Vorsätze größer als die Zeit. Oder die Motivation. Oder beides.
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IG1188
Mein Zeitplan ist wie moderne Kunst: Ich verstehe ihn nicht, aber er sieht beeindruckend aus.
Mein Zeitplan ist wie moderne Kunst: Ich verstehe ihn nicht, aber er sieht beeindruckend aus. Manche Dinge muss man nicht verstehen, um sie zu…
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IG1187
Manche Probleme sind wie ein schwarzes Loch: Je näher du kommst, desto langsamer vergeht die Zeit. Und du kommst nicht mehr raus.
Manche Probleme sind wie ein schwarzes Loch: Je näher du kommst, desto langsamer vergeht die Zeit. Und du kommst nicht mehr raus. Inspiriert…
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IG1186
Kräht der Hahn auf dem Mist, bleibt der Mensch ein Optimist. Kräht er nicht, bleibt er liegen und der Tag ist auch egal.
Kräht der Hahn auf dem Mist, bleibt der Mensch ein Optimist. Kräht er nicht, bleibt er liegen und der Tag ist auch egal. Eine alte Weisheit…
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IG1185
Meine Produktivität und ich haben heute ein Date: Ich warte noch auf sie.
Meine Produktivität und ich haben heute ein Date: Ich warte noch auf sie. Manchmal braucht Liebe eben Zeit. Und Kaffee.
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IG1184
Fantasie ist wichtiger als WLAN. Aber nur, bis das WLAN weg ist.
Fantasie ist wichtiger als WLAN. Aber nur, bis das WLAN weg ist. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1183
Mein Flirtstil ist subtil. Also praktisch unsichtbar.
Mein Flirtstil ist subtil. Also praktisch unsichtbar. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1182
Die wahre Relativität: Ein Meeting dauert Stunden, die Kaffeepause Sekunden.
Die wahre Relativität: Ein Meeting dauert Stunden, die Kaffeepause Sekunden. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein
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IG1181
Meine Intuition ist wie mein Navigationssystem: Sagt oft, ich bin am Ziel, aber meint eigentlich die nächste Kneipe.
Meine Intuition ist wie mein Navigationssystem: Sagt oft, ich bin am Ziel, aber meint eigentlich die nächste Kneipe. Manchmal sind die besten…
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IG1180
Das Schwierigste ist nicht, die Welt zu verstehen, sondern den Router zu rebooten, ohne das WLAN-Passwort zu vergessen.
Das Schwierigste ist nicht, die Welt zu verstehen, sondern den Router zu rebooten, ohne das WLAN-Passwort zu vergessen. Manchmal sind die…
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IG1179
Die Logik bringt dich von A nach B. Die Fantasie bringt dich überall hin, besonders wenn du A und B vergisst.
Die Logik bringt dich von A nach B. Die Fantasie bringt dich überall hin, besonders wenn du A und B vergisst. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein.
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IG1178
Die Wirklichkeit ist nur eine Illusion, die durch mangelnden Kaffee verstärkt wird.
Die Wirklichkeit ist nur eine Illusion, die durch mangelnden Kaffee verstärkt wird. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein. Seine Theorie der…
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IG1177
Dein Gehirn ist aktiver, wenn du träumst, als wenn du wach bist. Deswegen bin ich tagsüber so müde.
Dein Gehirn ist aktiver, wenn du träumst, als wenn du wach bist. Deswegen bin ich tagsüber so müde. Forschung belegt: Unser Gehirn leistet…
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IG1176
Manchmal ist Pause der produktivste Teil des Plans.
Manchmal ist Pause der produktivste Teil des Plans. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1175
Manche Wege wirken unmöglich, bis man feststellt: Google Maps kennt sie einfach noch nicht.
Manche Wege wirken unmöglich, bis man feststellt: Google Maps kennt sie einfach noch nicht. Vielleicht braucht es einfach nur eine neue Karte…
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IG1174
Wusstest du, die längste Ehe hielt über 90 Jahre? Mein Akku nicht mal einen Tag.
Wusstest du, die längste Ehe hielt über 90 Jahre? Mein Akku nicht mal einen Tag. Ein Hoch auf die Ausdauer – egal ob Ehe oder Akkulaufzeit!…
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IG1173
Man muss nicht alles verstehen. Manchmal reicht es, die Rechnung nicht zu bekommen.
Man muss nicht alles verstehen. Manchmal reicht es, die Rechnung nicht zu bekommen. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1172
Mein Bankkonto und mein Fitness-Level haben eines gemeinsam: Beide brauchen dringend mehr Einlagen.
Mein Bankkonto und mein Fitness-Level haben eines gemeinsam: Beide brauchen dringend mehr Einlagen. Manchmal ist die dringendste Investition…
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IG1171
Wer nachts nicht träumt, hat tagsüber zu viel Realität konsumiert.
Wer nachts nicht träumt, hat tagsüber zu viel Realität konsumiert. Manchmal braucht das Gehirn einfach eine Pause von der Wirklichkeit.
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IG1170
E=mc2. Im Alltag bedeutet das: Energie ist Masse mal Kaffee zum Quadrat.
E=mc2. Im Alltag bedeutet das: Energie ist Masse mal Kaffee zum Quadrat. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1169
Oktopusse haben drei Herzen. Trotzdem schreiben sie vermutlich kuerzere Mails als wir.
Oktopusse haben drei Herzen. Trotzdem schreiben sie vermutlich kuerzere Mails als wir. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1168
Ein Paradoxon des Alltags: Je mehr Apps dir helfen, desto länger ist die To-Do-Liste.
Ein Paradoxon des Alltags: Je mehr Apps dir helfen, desto länger ist die To-Do-Liste. Manchmal wünscht man sich eine App, die alle anderen…
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IG1167
Wusstest du, dass Chamäleons ihre Augen unabhängig voneinander bewegen können? So siehst du die To-Do-Liste und den Kühlschrank gleichzeitig!
Wusstest du, dass Chamäleons ihre Augen unabhängig voneinander bewegen können? So siehst du die To-Do-Liste und den Kühlschrank gleichzeitig!…
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IG1166
Wusstest du, dass du abends etwas kleiner bist als morgens? Deine Wirbelsäule braucht auch mal Pause.
Wusstest du, dass du abends etwas kleiner bist als morgens? Deine Wirbelsäule braucht auch mal Pause. Ein kleiner Fun Fact zum Start in den…
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IG1165
Wusstest du, dass eine Wolke bis zu 550 Tonnen wiegen kann? Mein Montag fühlt sich schwerer an.
Wusstest du, dass eine Wolke bis zu 550 Tonnen wiegen kann? Mein Montag fühlt sich schwerer an. Manchmal fühlt sich der Montag einfach…
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IG1164
Wusstest du, dass Pinguine nur einen Partner fürs Leben haben? Ich kann mir nicht mal merken, wo ich meinen Kaffee abgestellt habe.
Wusstest du, dass Pinguine nur einen Partner fürs Leben haben? Ich kann mir nicht mal merken, wo ich meinen Kaffee abgestellt habe. Manche…
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IG1163
Das größte Geheimnis der Zeit ist, wie sie im Urlaub immer schneller vergeht.
Das größte Geheimnis der Zeit ist, wie sie im Urlaub immer schneller vergeht. Vielleicht hat Albert Einstein da was übersehen? 🤔
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IG1162
Manche Probleme sind wie ein Computer: Die Lösung findet sich oft im Neustart, nicht im komplizierten Algorithmus.
Manche Probleme sind wie ein Computer: Die Lösung findet sich oft im Neustart, nicht im komplizierten Algorithmus. Inspiriert von Albert…
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IG1161
Bananen sind Beeren. Erdbeeren nicht. Die Botanik hat Humor, aber keinen Kundenservice.
Bananen sind Beeren. Erdbeeren nicht. Die Botanik hat Humor, aber keinen Kundenservice. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1160
Die wahre Kunst der Zeitplanung ist es, die Momente zu finden, in denen nichts geplant ist.
Inspiriert von Albert Einstein: Die wahre Kunst der Zeitplanung ist es, die Momente zu finden, in denen nichts geplant ist.
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IG1159
Die größte Innovation? Manchmal ist es nur der 'Zurück'-Knopf im Kopf, bevor man den größten Quatsch macht.
Die größte Innovation? Manchmal ist es nur der 'Zurück'-Knopf im Kopf, bevor man den größten Quatsch macht. Manchmal ist die beste Erfindung…
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IG1158
Die Definition von Wahnsinn ist, immer das Gleiche zu tun und andere Ergebnisse zu erwarten. Mein WLAN hat das noch nicht kapiert.
Die Definition von Wahnsinn ist, immer das Gleiche zu tun und andere Ergebnisse zu erwarten. Mein WLAN hat das noch nicht kapiert. Inspiriert…
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IG1157
Meine Energieformel: E = Kaffee x Gemütlichkeit². Das macht den Tag erträglicher.
Meine Energieformel: E = Kaffee x Gemütlichkeit². Das macht den Tag erträglicher. Inspiriert von Albert Einsteins berühmter Formel, aber für…
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IG1156
Zwei Dinge sind unendlich: das Universum und die Meetingdauer. Beim Universum bin ich unsicher.
Zwei Dinge sind unendlich: das Universum und die Meetingdauer. Beim Universum bin ich unsicher. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein #spruchdestages…
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IG1155
Die Relativitaet sagt: Zeit ist flexibel. Mein Chef nennt das leider Verspaetung.
Die Relativitaet sagt: Zeit ist flexibel. Mein Chef nennt das leider Verspaetung. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein #spruchdestages #humor…
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IG1154
Die Zeit vergeht bekanntlich relativ. Meine Mittagspause ist Lichtjahre kuerzer als der Weg zur Kaffeemaschine.
Die Zeit vergeht bekanntlich relativ. Meine Mittagspause ist Lichtjahre kuerzer als der Weg zur Kaffeemaschine. Inspiriert von Albert…
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IG1153
Die wichtigste Erkenntnis? Deine Socken verschwinden nicht, sie wechseln nur ihre Dimension.
Die wichtigste Erkenntnis? Deine Socken verschwinden nicht, sie wechseln nur ihre Dimension. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein. #Einstein…
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IG1152
Logik bringt dich von A nach B. Sarkasmus bringt dich wenigstens gut gelaunt hin.
Logik bringt dich von A nach B. Sarkasmus bringt dich wenigstens gut gelaunt hin. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1151
Mut ist oft nur Vernunft, die keine Ausrede mehr gefunden hat.
Mut ist oft nur Vernunft, die keine Ausrede mehr gefunden hat. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1150
Ich bin nicht betrunken. Ich teste nur, ob der Boden heute wieder mitmacht.
Ich bin nicht betrunken. Ich teste nur, ob der Boden heute wieder mitmacht. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1149
Kraeht der Hahn zu spaet im Stall, war sein Kalender digital.
Kraeht der Hahn zu spaet im Stall, war sein Kalender digital. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1148
Probleme kann man niemals mit derselben App loesen, die sie erzeugt hat.
Probleme kann man niemals mit derselben App loesen, die sie erzeugt hat. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1147
Honig kann sehr lange haltbar bleiben. Mein Wochenplan schafft nicht mal Montag.
Honig kann sehr lange haltbar bleiben. Mein Wochenplan schafft nicht mal Montag. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1146
Bier war frueher oft sicherer als Wasser. Heute ist es vor allem sicherer als Smalltalk.
Bier war frueher oft sicherer als Wasser. Heute ist es vor allem sicherer als Smalltalk. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1145
Meine Motivation hat heute eine lange Leitung. Vielleicht erreicht sie mich morgen mit besserem Empfang.
Meine Motivation hat heute eine lange Leitung. Vielleicht erreicht sie mich morgen mit besserem Empfang. Manchmal braucht die Motivation…
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IG1144
Die Zeit ist eine Illusion. Die Menge an unerledigten Aufgaben nicht.
Die Zeit ist eine Illusion. Die Menge an unerledigten Aufgaben nicht. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein.
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IG1143
Die Realität? Nur eine Perspektivfrage. Und ob dein Kaffee schon wirkt.
Die Realität? Nur eine Perspektivfrage. Und ob dein Kaffee schon wirkt. Inspiriert von Albert Einstein.
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IG1142
Ich folge der Wissenschaft: Alkohol löst Dinge auf. Also löse ich mich im Gin auf.
Ich folge der Wissenschaft: Alkohol löst Dinge auf. Also löse ich mich im Gin auf. Wissenschaft mal anders verstanden. 😉
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IG1141
Wusstest du, dass dein Gehirn auch im Ruhezustand ordentlich Kalorien verbrennt? Vielleicht ist das der Grund für Heißhunger nach einem Denk-Marathon.
Wusstest du, dass dein Gehirn auch im Ruhezustand ordentlich Kalorien verbrennt? Vielleicht ist das der Grund für Heißhunger nach einem…
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IG1140
Wusstest du, dass Bienen durchschnittlich 20.000 Flügelschläge pro Minute machen? Mein Morgenkaffee schafft das auch.
Wusstest du, dass Bienen durchschnittlich 20.000 Flügelschläge pro Minute machen? Mein Morgenkaffee schafft das auch. Ein kleiner Fun Fact für…
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IG1139
Meine Produktivität ist wie ein Quantenteilchen: Man weiß nie genau, wo sie ist.
Meine Produktivität ist wie ein Quantenteilchen: Man weiß nie genau, wo sie ist. Manchmal ist das Suchen schon die halbe Arbeit. 😉
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IG1138
Meine Diät hat so viele Ausnahmen, sie ist eher eine Regel mit Gästeliste.
Meine Diät hat so viele Ausnahmen, sie ist eher eine Regel mit Gästeliste. Manchmal sind die besten Regeln die, die man biegen kann. 😉 #Diät…
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IG1137
Wusstest du, dass Seepferdchen sich mit dem Schwanz festhalten können? Ich auch, nach einem langen Montag.
Wusstest du, dass Seepferdchen sich mit dem Schwanz festhalten können? Ich auch, nach einem langen Montag. Ein kleiner Fun Fact zum Start in…
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IG1136
Wenn der Wecker dich nicht weckt, war's wohl kein Traumjob. Oder du hast ihn einfach ignoriert.
Wenn der Wecker dich nicht weckt, war's wohl kein Traumjob. Oder du hast ihn einfach ignoriert. Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund... wenn man…
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IG1135
Die Fantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen. Wissen kennt die Fakten, Fantasie erfindet bessere Ausreden.
Die Fantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen. Wissen kennt die Fakten, Fantasie erfindet bessere Ausreden. Wer braucht schon Fakten, wenn die…
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IG1134
Die Zeit ist relativ. Vor allem, wenn man auf den Feierabend wartet.
Die Zeit ist relativ. Vor allem, wenn man auf den Feierabend wartet. Einsteins Theorie, neu interpretiert für den Arbeitsalltag. Wer kennt's?…
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IG1133
Der Montag ist der einzige Tag, an dem mein Kaffee Kaffee braucht.
Der Montag ist der einzige Tag, an dem mein Kaffee Kaffee braucht. #MontagMorgen #KaffeeLiebe #WachWerden
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IG1132
Manche Dinge brauchen Zeit. Andere nur die richtige App.
Manche Dinge brauchen Zeit. Andere nur die richtige App. Für manche Herausforderungen braucht man nur die richtige App. Oder doch Geduld?
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IG1131
Wusstest du, dass Koalas bis zu 20 Stunden am Tag schlafen? Mein Vorbild für freie Tage.
Wusstest du, dass Koalas bis zu 20 Stunden am Tag schlafen? Mein Vorbild für freie Tage. Manchmal ist das größte Ziel, keins zu haben. 😴…
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IG1130
Manche Probleme sind wie die Raumzeit: Sie verformen sich, wenn man die Perspektive wechselt. Oder einfach mehr Kaffee trinkt.
Manche Probleme sind wie die Raumzeit: Sie verformen sich, wenn man die Perspektive wechselt. Oder einfach mehr Kaffee trinkt. Ein bisschen…
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IG1129
Alkohol loest keine Probleme. Aber er gibt ihnen kurz schlechtere Argumente.
Alkohol loest keine Probleme. Aber er gibt ihnen kurz schlechtere Argumente. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1128
Die Zeit dehnt sich nicht nur, sie tanzt manchmal auch wild Tango mit deinen Plänen.
Die Zeit dehnt sich nicht nur, sie tanzt manchmal auch wild Tango mit deinen Plänen. Manchmal hat man das Gefühl, der Tag hat doppelt so viele…
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IG1127
Mein Wecker glaubt noch an mich. Das ist nett, aber naiv.
Mein Wecker glaubt noch an mich. Das ist nett, aber naiv. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1126
Der Akku meines Optimismus ist meistens voll. Nur manchmal muss ich ihn kurz an eine Tasse Kaffee anschließen.
Der Akku meines Optimismus ist meistens voll. Nur manchmal muss ich ihn kurz an eine Tasse Kaffee anschließen. Kaffee ist manchmal der beste…
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IG1125
Manchmal ist das beste Update ein Spaziergang an der frischen Luft.
Manchmal ist das beste Update ein Spaziergang an der frischen Luft. Vergiss nicht, auch mal offline zu gehen. Deine Seele dankt es dir! 🌳…
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IG1124
Manchmal ist der schnellste Weg zum Ziel, den Umweg zu genießen.
Manchmal ist der schnellste Weg zum Ziel, den Umweg zu genießen. Wer weiß, welche Überraschungen der Weg bereithält? Manchmal ist das Ziel nur…
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IG1123
Manchmal ist das lauteste Geräusch die Stille nach einer guten Entscheidung.
Manchmal ist das lauteste Geräusch die Stille nach einer guten Entscheidung. In der Ruhe liegt die Kraft. #Stille #Entscheidung #Klarheit
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IG1122
Ordnung ist, wenn man den Fehler wenigstens schnell wiederfindet.
Ordnung ist, wenn man den Fehler wenigstens schnell wiederfindet. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1121
Manche Probleme loesen sich nicht. Sie verlieren nur irgendwann die Geduld.
Manche Probleme loesen sich nicht. Sie verlieren nur irgendwann die Geduld. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1120
Bevor du den nächsten Schritt planst, prüf, ob du nicht einfach schon angekommen bist.
Bevor du den nächsten Schritt planst, prüf, ob du nicht einfach schon angekommen bist. Manchmal übersehen wir das Ziel auf der Suche nach dem…
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IG1119
Nicht jeder Berg braucht einen Gipfel. Manchmal reicht schon die Aussicht vom halben Weg.
Nicht jeder Berg braucht einen Gipfel. Manchmal reicht schon die Aussicht vom halben Weg. Manchmal müssen wir uns nicht auf das große Ziel…
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IG1118
Meine To-Do-Liste ist wie ein Schneeball: Sie wird immer größer, aber nur im Sommer schmilzt sie nicht.
Meine To-Do-Liste ist wie ein Schneeball: Sie wird immer größer, aber nur im Sommer schmilzt sie nicht. Wer kennt's nicht? Die Sommerpause für…
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IG1117
Manchmal ist die wichtigste Deadline die für deine eigene Pause.
Manchmal ist die wichtigste Deadline die für deine eigene Pause. #PausenSindWichtig
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IG1116
Das Leben ist wie ein Browser-Tab: Manchmal muss man ein paar schließen, um den Überblick zu behalten.
Das Leben ist wie ein Browser-Tab: Manchmal muss man ein paar schließen, um den Überblick zu behalten. #DigitalDetox #Lebensweisheit…
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IG1115
Die Realität ist oft nur die Beta-Version des Traumplans.
Die Realität ist oft nur die Beta-Version des Traumplans. Manchmal muss man einfach die Updates abwarten. 😅 #Realität #BetaVersion #Träume
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IG1114
Mein Fitness-Tracker zählt meine Schritte zum Kühlschrank als 'intensive Erkundungstour'.
Mein Fitness-Tracker zählt meine Schritte zum Kühlschrank als 'intensive Erkundungstour'. Wer kennt's? 😅 Die tägliche Kühlschrank-Expedition…
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IG1113
Ich wollte produktiv sein. Dann war Montag.
Ich wollte produktiv sein. Dann war Montag. #spruchdestages #humor #gedankenzurstunde
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IG1112
Das Leben ist wie ein WLAN-Signal: Mal stark, mal schwach, und manchmal muss man den Router neu starten.
#Lebensweisheit #WLAN #Neustart
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IG1111
Der beste Filter für den Tag ist oft der Ausschaltknopf.
Manchmal braucht der Kopf einfach eine Pause. #DigitalDetox #PauseMachen
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